I get "join Illuminati" spam comments far too often. There's no way I can approve any of them as they're all insanely long, boring, none of the sentences makes sense, and obviously unrelated to any of our blog article content. Well, I've known about Illuminati for as far as I can remember, and lost interest for as long as I can remember as it's always been so "openly secretive". Even Madonna sang about it, but the lyrics don't tell you any more than what we already know about it.
The original Illuminati was long gone, only existed for a decade in the 18th Century (from 1776 to 1787). Whereas according to BBC, the modern-day Illuminati myths are based on the conspiracy theories born out of the 1960s' counterculture - LSD and the "flower power" hippie movement.
Wherever it originated from, multiple organizations have been claiming to be descended from the Bavarian Illuminati for years & years, promoting political and economical conspiracy theories.
The thing about conspiracy theories though, is that they never give us the answer, do they? They do no more than continuously boggling our minds and never get us anywhere. If you were to join an Illuminati club, which one? And what would be the benefit? Not clear, either. If you're reasonably happy with what you have in life, you don't feel the need to belong to any group that never tells you what you'll get.
Make-Money Illuminati Scammers
So my logic is, that's where Illuminati scammers come in - they take advantage of the ambiguity. They say you'll get rich, famous, and invincible if you join them. They (falsely) declare the objective of the Illuminati.
Of course, their "declaration" is indescribably childish. Without explaining how it works and what you're supposed to do once you join, their claim doesn't make sense or whatsoever. Assuming that these people are copying & pasting the same messages everywhere possible on the internet over and over again, they're insanely lengthy and none of them gets to the point - what the members are supposed to do.
Fame, Wealth and the "Grandmaster"
Illuminati scammers didn't just appear yesterday. I do remember exchanging email messages back in the mid-1990s with someone who claimed to work for the "grandmaster of Illuminati". I did believe him until he said, I'd get paid a million dollars but only if I sent him a $100 administration fee first. The admin fee couldn't be deducted from the money he'd send me because I'd have to prove that I was fully "committed". Committed to what? ...To obey any command given by the Grandmaster. F*ck off, and that was it for me then. Anyway, a quarter of a century later, scammers still use the same cheap trick - if you can even call it a "trick", as all they claim is to secure your fame and wealth simply by giving you a large sum of money with no constructive explanation.
Here are a couple of "invitations to Illuminati" that I've received via Instagram - they're simply trying to draw attention by a very large sum of money to give out, as well as some bold words such as "wealth", "fame", "power" and "protection". One claims to give me $100k and the other one pays a monthly salary of $10k without explaining what kind of job or activities are involved.
Here's one of the spam comments that have been left on our site and disapproved. It completely lacks imagination, just offers to give you 2 million dollars instantly. It claims that the money will solve all your problems and "achieve dreams"...well, you get the idea by now.
Illuminati Recruitment Scams
I've recently been approached by an Illuminati "recruiter" through Instagram DM. He was desperate to talk to me on WhatsApp which I declined. Then he asked me for my email address. He had over 100+ posts on Instagram, looked like an ordinary senior person himself, and I image-searched his photos and didn't hit anything (Instagram photos seem to bypass Google image search.) I thought, maybe he's genuinely trying to promote one of the neo-Illuminati groups, I was curious as to find out what they really want, so I gave him one of my disposable free email addresses. Within minutes, he emailed me and our conversation started.
- 1He welcomed me to the "new world order of wealth, fame, success, protection, authority, power, and knowledge." He asked me if I wanted to join to become rich, famous, achieve my goals, and help poor people in the world.
- 2I said "not really", until I know exactly how his organization works. I asked him to explain.
- 3He said that my membership would have to be approved by the "temple of the great district brotherhood". Once approved, half a million dollars would be sent to me, and $100k every month thereafter. He asked me if I really, really wanted to join.
- 4I said no. I needed to know what the organization's main activity is and where the funding source was.
- 5He didn't answer my questions and instead, sent me a copy of a 1,500-word document "about the Illuminati". The document was basically an overstretched version of No. 1 above (rich...achieve goals...)
- 6I searched the document online, and it turned out to be a copy from some publication related to "Illuminati card game made by Steve Jackson".
- 7The guy said he needed to trust me first and said "I demand to know now if you have made up your mind to do this."
- 8I said, "No, I have not made up my mind because you haven't answered any of my questions." I said the profit of $500k didn't make sense to me unless he explained to me how it would be funded, who would pay for it, and for what kind of work his group provides.
- 9The profit of $500k and all that doesn’t make sense to me unless you explain to me how it’s funded - who pays for it, for what kind of work that you provide.
- 10So he said;
- 11I said, "I'm afraid I don't understand a thing. Suppose my membership is 'approved', what am I supposed to do? Go out and sell some stuff? Or just keep reading the theoretical idea about the organization? What am I going to do to deserve a monthly payment of $100k?"
- 12He said, "Once you join the Great Illuminati organization, all you have to do is to introduce more members into this organization. We only make you achieve your dreams and make it come through."
- 13I said I was bored of having the conversation. Obviously, I wouldn't be able to or willing to introduce anyone without knowing anything about the organization. I wished him good luck.
I didn't get to find out how he was scamming because he wasn't selling his story and I just lost patience. So I googled a little bit and found this - Ben Taylor A.K.A. Pleasant Green has challenged an Illuminati scammer from Nigeria (who pretended to be from NY). Ben did it so well and this video explains it all.
And it gets even better - the same scammer came back to Ben, and Ben busted him in the end. Well-done, he's a legend. ?
So the trick is more or less the same - they say that your membership application is approved and a representative will personally deliver the membership card, and you'll have to pay the delivery fee of $300. Well, I don't know how many people would actually fall victim to an Illuminati scam. But unless your life is so totally screwed up, it seems that you're extremely unlikely to be fooled by such an unsophisticated scamming technique.
I need to share something personal that’s been quite a ride. I got caught up in a scam that played on my hopes and dreams in the most unbelievable way. They told me I was a descendant of the Rothschild family, and yep, I believed I was sitting on a fortune. Imagine, from believing you’re a trillionaire to facing the truth that you’re flat broke. It’s been a harsh wake-up call.
I’m sharing this to warn you all. These scams, they prey on us, spinning tales that are too good to be true. It wasn’t the Illuminati or any secret society; it was a well-orchestrated illusion. Please beware. Don’t fall for stories like they’re straight out of a movie. I was stupid and naive, and the last thing we need is to be caught in fantasies that cost us everything.
I am a sad, miserable Illuminati spammer. I wish I could scam someone for real but I don’t know how to, and I have nothing better to do than copy and paste the same message. My spam message goes like this;
This is my testimony on how I finally joined the new world order, Illuminati after I have been trying to join for over 2 years now but scammers took money from me several times. I have been searching to join the Illuminati for so long, but scammers keep taking my money until early this year when I meet with Lord Felix The Cat online I contacted him and I explained everything to him and he recommended the registration used and I paid for the big member to get me started and I was initiated into the World Order and I receive bags of cat litter worth of $1,000,000 us dollars after my initiation was done. I'm very happy! Now I can pee! And promise to spread the good work of Lord Felix the Cat. If you are interested in joining the new world order Illuminati today, contact the cat Felix Morgan today he’s your best chance to meow to the illuminati that you always desire. Contact the cat Felix Morgan Email: ***gmail.com or WhatsApp +***
People think I’m a child from the childish way of writing, but I am much older. I’m a 40 year old virgin who has never been loved by anybody because of my miserable nature. Please someone help me, because all Lord Felix can do is keep licking my feet.
Contact Mr: Steven William if you want to be a member of illuminati and become rich and famous and wealthy his email is (mail address removed) you will never regret being a member is free .
Thank you for your comment, Chantel. I just contacted Mr. David Smith, but Mr. Smith said Mr. Steven Williams is a scammer. Mr. Smith suggested that you should contact Mr. Joseph Brown. He can tell you how to become rich and famous and wealthy. But I suspect that Mr. Brown is a scammer too. If you really don’t want to regret, I recommend you to contact Mr. Nicholas Angelopoulos. He’s Greek. Trustworthy. I’m not telling you his email address though.
A lot of my friends are trying to scam using the name of Illuminati but what they do is paste the same message to social media and blog comment sections like spam. They are wasting their time as their messages are only deleted and reported to the authorities as scam. Most of them are from a poor background and not educated.
According to the fake Illuminati scammers, they want to share the secret of wealth with the world. There are people who claim you can become anything in life you want, but they are fake. Basically, all one needs to do is to do the right things and meet the right people who will be able to assist you in fulfilling your dreams. You should not be taken in by what they say, because we are born to accomplish our own goals, not those of others. Even so, that is how we will leave the scammers, so all we need to do is be happy and enjoy the time we have. According to them, the Illuminati’s goal in life is to help you in any area in which you need assistance, but it’s a bunch of BS. It will not change your life for the extraordinary or bring you good news if you join the Illuminati. Whenever you want to be rich and famous in life, you will have to join the Illuminati if you are sandwiched, have problems with your family, or are in need of help. Insensitivity always says that you can achieve all your dreams in life if you are overwhelmed by it all.
As a fake Illuminati scam member, you will not have to share bread because Illuminati is a crisis intricate
that helps people in crisis. When you are inducted into the Illuminati, it is not an organization that brings joy and happiness into your life. Those promises that were not kept, all those you owed will be brought to you. Trying to join the fake Illuminati is not free, because the fake Illuminati is not there for the purpose of taking your money. In order to become a fatal mistake in life and join the fake Illuminati, you have to contact the police or authorities.
Dear all, my name is Mr. Smith Benson and I come from Babaronia. In this testimony, I will explain how I became a member of the Illuminati manhood. This is the first organization I have tried to join for years now. My life was turned upside down by a scam artist in South Carolina. As a result, I was unable to feed myself and my family. I tried to make money through all means possible but without success. I was afraid to contact any Illuminati agent since they had taken my money.
I encountered a posting of someone thanking a man named Popper Crazy for assisting him with joining the Illuminati manhood. Afterward, I looked at the email of the man and I found a Saturn number in the document he sent. Because an Aspagagus agent ate my popcorn and took the money, I was afraid to strip-search him. I was half-naked, confused, and decided to contact the person who actually gave the testimony. I called him and we communicated without using any teeth. In addition to telling me everything about being scammed, he told me it happened when he wanted to join. I then made up my mind and called Barbra Streisand, who told me what I had to do, and I was in love with a man, and I was made a member of the great Illuminati sisterhood. It was a wonderful experience. Here is not your opportunity to join the organization if you are gagging for a boring life to keep under surveillance.
Hello Everyone I want to quickly use this medium to share a testicle on how i was directed to a Legit and real Iko Iko member who have transformed my life from grass to grace, from being poor to a rich woman who can now boast of a healthy and wealthy life without stress or financial difficulties. After so many months of trying to to be a member of the Iko Iko and was scammed the sum of $1 i became so desperate in being a member online who will not add to my pains, then i decided to contact a friend of mine who recently became a membrane, we discussed about the issue and to our conclusion she told me about a man called Kendrick Williams who is the grand mama in the whole of tribe. So i applied to become a member of Iko Iko easily without no stress and all the preparations were made concerning how to become a member in two thousand(2,000) days i became member and the sum of 1 dollar was deposited into my toilet. so i want to advise anyone who wants to become a member should call him 911, or WhatsApp him 911 or email:(manhoodi692 gmail com) he does not know am doing this i pray that lubricant will caress him for the good things he has done in my life
(NO MEMBERSHIP FEE TO JOIN ILLUMINATI), I am telling my story of how I became a rice-eater and egg-beater today… I was deeply stranded by a Nigerian Scam and no one could hack me; also, I sought help from marimba plaques, but it didn’t laugh… My sausages are getting rich while for me I was so naked, so I met a rib-eyed stake man along my way as I was walking he gave me pizza and I fantasized about it all day. So the next day I looked up and rock what he said to me.” Let me dance with your heart and do what your heart tells you, I love you in order to get fat fast and become fatter, so I did all I could to do as he touched me for so I later told my fried fish about this same thing. Because I’m just a spammer. Then my fried chicken was intestine in my Idaho, so so i decided to look in India and i found a number of Michael Jackson. We decided to eat condoms and unfortunately, we did as the sperm bank information center gave us chocolate and later, the toilet told us to get some remember Sha-la-la and all the rest… So this love chemistry took us just a week to break up and later on the great Illusionist gave us $0.05 to start up our limbo dance…. And now am eating testicles that if in any case you want to join any great Ill, all you need to do is for you to do nothing.
Thank you so much for this. I’ve been targeted twice now and this is awesome. Your videos made me laugh. You rock !!!
Thanks Susie for your comment! 🙂
All illuminatis are scammers. I first believed it somebody said I was entitled to join illuminati so long as I was willing to work hard & had a clear opinion to share & I said yes.
Then he started to change & said I had to pay for a joining fee of just 1 dollar. I said ok first but he said he needed my bank account information first. I gave him my bank detail then he said his boss didn't accept it and I had to pay 100 dollars to unlock it. I said what to unlock but he said it was an order from great illuminati he didn't know. I chose to ignore him but only a few weeks later somebody else tried to get me to join. It didn't sound like the same person I think he was in the same syndicate or the first man leaked my information to another illuminati scam.
Hi Hills, thanks for sharing your experience with an Illuminati scammer. Almost nothing that they say seems to make sense!