I get "join Illuminati" spam comments far too often. There's no way I can approve any of them as they're all insanely long, boring, none of the sentences makes sense, and obviously unrelated to any of our blog article content. Well, I've known about Illuminati for as far as I can remember, and lost interest for as long as I can remember as it's always been so "openly secretive". Even Madonna sang about it, but the lyrics don't tell you any more than what we already know about it.
The original Illuminati was long gone, only existed for a decade in the 18th Century (from 1776 to 1787). Whereas according to BBC, the modern-day Illuminati myths are based on the conspiracy theories born out of the 1960s' counterculture - LSD and the "flower power" hippie movement.
Wherever it originated from, multiple organizations have been claiming to be descended from the Bavarian Illuminati for years & years, promoting political and economical conspiracy theories.
The thing about conspiracy theories though, is that they never give us the answer, do they? They do no more than continuously boggling our minds and never get us anywhere. If you were to join an Illuminati club, which one? And what would be the benefit? Not clear, either. If you're reasonably happy with what you have in life, you don't feel the need to belong to any group that never tells you what you'll get.
Make-Money Illuminati Scammers
So my logic is, that's where Illuminati scammers come in - they take advantage of the ambiguity. They say you'll get rich, famous, and invincible if you join them. They (falsely) declare the objective of the Illuminati.
Of course, their "declaration" is indescribably childish. Without explaining how it works and what you're supposed to do once you join, their claim doesn't make sense or whatsoever. Assuming that these people are copying & pasting the same messages everywhere possible on the internet over and over again, they're insanely lengthy and none of them gets to the point - what the members are supposed to do.
Fame, Wealth and the "Grandmaster"
Illuminati scammers didn't just appear yesterday. I do remember exchanging email messages back in the mid-1990s with someone who claimed to work for the "grandmaster of Illuminati". I did believe him until he said, I'd get paid a million dollars but only if I sent him a $100 administration fee first. The admin fee couldn't be deducted from the money he'd send me because I'd have to prove that I was fully "committed". Committed to what? ...To obey any command given by the Grandmaster. F*ck off, and that was it for me then. Anyway, a quarter of a century later, scammers still use the same cheap trick - if you can even call it a "trick", as all they claim is to secure your fame and wealth simply by giving you a large sum of money with no constructive explanation.
Here are a couple of "invitations to Illuminati" that I've received via Instagram - they're simply trying to draw attention by a very large sum of money to give out, as well as some bold words such as "wealth", "fame", "power" and "protection". One claims to give me $100k and the other one pays a monthly salary of $10k without explaining what kind of job or activities are involved.
Here's one of the spam comments that have been left on our site and disapproved. It completely lacks imagination, just offers to give you 2 million dollars instantly. It claims that the money will solve all your problems and "achieve dreams"...well, you get the idea by now.
Illuminati Recruitment Scams
I've recently been approached by an Illuminati "recruiter" through Instagram DM. He was desperate to talk to me on WhatsApp which I declined. Then he asked me for my email address. He had over 100+ posts on Instagram, looked like an ordinary senior person himself, and I image-searched his photos and didn't hit anything (Instagram photos seem to bypass Google image search.) I thought, maybe he's genuinely trying to promote one of the neo-Illuminati groups, I was curious as to find out what they really want, so I gave him one of my disposable free email addresses. Within minutes, he emailed me and our conversation started.
- 1He welcomed me to the "new world order of wealth, fame, success, protection, authority, power, and knowledge." He asked me if I wanted to join to become rich, famous, achieve my goals, and help poor people in the world.
- 2I said "not really", until I know exactly how his organization works. I asked him to explain.
- 3He said that my membership would have to be approved by the "temple of the great district brotherhood". Once approved, half a million dollars would be sent to me, and $100k every month thereafter. He asked me if I really, really wanted to join.
- 4I said no. I needed to know what the organization's main activity is and where the funding source was.
- 5He didn't answer my questions and instead, sent me a copy of a 1,500-word document "about the Illuminati". The document was basically an overstretched version of No. 1 above (rich...achieve goals...)
- 6I searched the document online, and it turned out to be a copy from some publication related to "Illuminati card game made by Steve Jackson".
- 7The guy said he needed to trust me first and said "I demand to know now if you have made up your mind to do this."
- 8I said, "No, I have not made up my mind because you haven't answered any of my questions." I said the profit of $500k didn't make sense to me unless he explained to me how it would be funded, who would pay for it, and for what kind of work his group provides.
- 9The profit of $500k and all that doesn’t make sense to me unless you explain to me how it’s funded - who pays for it, for what kind of work that you provide.
- 10So he said;
- 11I said, "I'm afraid I don't understand a thing. Suppose my membership is 'approved', what am I supposed to do? Go out and sell some stuff? Or just keep reading the theoretical idea about the organization? What am I going to do to deserve a monthly payment of $100k?"
- 12He said, "Once you join the Great Illuminati organization, all you have to do is to introduce more members into this organization. We only make you achieve your dreams and make it come through."
- 13I said I was bored of having the conversation. Obviously, I wouldn't be able to or willing to introduce anyone without knowing anything about the organization. I wished him good luck.
I didn't get to find out how he was scamming because he wasn't selling his story and I just lost patience. So I googled a little bit and found this - Ben Taylor A.K.A. Pleasant Green has challenged an Illuminati scammer from Nigeria (who pretended to be from NY). Ben did it so well and this video explains it all.
And it gets even better - the same scammer came back to Ben, and Ben busted him in the end. Well-done, he's a legend. ?
So the trick is more or less the same - they say that your membership application is approved and a representative will personally deliver the membership card, and you'll have to pay the delivery fee of $300. Well, I don't know how many people would actually fall victim to an Illuminati scam. But unless your life is so totally screwed up, it seems that you're extremely unlikely to be fooled by such an unsophisticated scamming technique.
I forgot to say that I’m such a loser who has nothing better to do than copying & pasting the same illuminati messages which are only to be either deleted or edited by moderators. What I really want to be is Elon Musk’s lover. If anybody knows him, please tell him that I would die for him. I would die and blow kisses to him from heaven. Make me feel like a natural woman for once, someone please.
Oh that’s a lovely message, thank you lass, you are the most fabulous fag. Good luck!
Testimony on how I finally joined the illuminati after many scammers stole from me All thanks to master Donald Plump for making me who i am today, i pledge to remain camp and fabulous to the illuminati. I was being robbed-from and really heart broken until I found light by contacting Mr Donald Plump through a good friend of mine from the United kingdom, and i didn't regret it. I'm not so greedy to keep this free opportunity to myself because Mr. Fat and his huge manhood as a whole will not be pleased with me. so I'll also urge you to swallow your juice, life, power and get laid today in the illuminati. you can contact Mr. Plump arespond back to get yourself started on your journey to sex change.
This is my testimony on how I finally joined New Order, after I have been trying to join for over 2 years now but scammers took money from me several times. They are thieves like us. I have been searching to join the Illuminati for so long, but the true faith keeps taking my perfect kiss until early this year when I meet with Lord Ian Curtains online. I contacted him and I explained everything to him and he recommended the fine time. He took my time and he took my money. Now I fear he’s left me standing in a world that’s so touched by the hand of god. I was initiated into the World Order and I receive a strange love triangle of temptation, because the world is in motion. Because those who came before me lived through their vocations. Because…I’m singing for England. Arrivederci, it’s one on one.
I am so sorry but I have nothing better to do. I have no money, no education, no empathy, no love. On top of all, I have no brain. I’m so stupid that my life is not worth anything, so I just have to keep finding websites that mention “illuminati” and spamming fake messages, hoping that the site moderators will mistakenly approve my message. But so far, none. Please god help me, I really have nothing else to do. Give me something.
CONTACT Mr Lucas Henry call or WhatsApp him through this number or Email Hello everyone my name is Richard Mark am not from USA but I am from some poor country full of scammers and I am one of them here to give a testicle on how I joined the illuminati sisterhood because I wanted to give away my testicle to become a woman but little did I know is you also have to develop a good set of boobs and all so I need money but I don’t have it because I was scammed by fake agent in Kenya and Nigeria so I would love to say goodbye to this world because I have no hope and the only way is to born again as a Tikitiki Bangbang religion yo.
I’m absolutely thrilled with my recent Illuminati shopping spree! I finally got to indulge in all those girlie things I’ve been dreaming of. Make up stuff… cute clothes to adorable accessories, I feel like a whole new person. It’s been such a liberating experience, and I’m so happy to be embracing my true self. Thank you Illuminati, I love you so much.
i want to share my testimony of how i become pregnant and fat today… i was deeply strangled up by poverty and i had no female body to help me, and also i search for help from different corners but to no avail… i see people around me getting pregnant but to me i was so ashamed of my face so i met a woman on my way she was very heavy and she was a singer so she told me something and i think over it though out the day so the next day i looked up and i keep repeating what she said to me. ” if you want to get pregnant quick and be fat” you need to cross your heart and do what is in your mind so i tried all i could in other for me to do as she said so later on i told my fellow friend about this same thing then my friend was interested in my suggestions so i decided to look in the internet and i found their number so we decided to contact them and fortunately we did as they instruct us to do and later they told us to get some requirements and all the rest… so this initiation took us just a week and later on the great fraternity gave us a pregnancy test kit as well as a Mars Bar and the cucumber i am growing in the garden now was also given to me to start up our lives…. and now am testifying that if in any case you want to join any great fraternity all you need to do is for you to contact them because they are legitimate and they do as what they instructed them to do, so you can die peacefully.
And the point is…?
I am so sorry I’ve been lying about myself. I’m from Nigeria and I’m a scammer. I would pay all my money back to everyone I deceived. But unfortunately I’m a penniless student using my uncle’s desktop to look for a decent job. Nobody would employ someone stupid like me. Someone have a mercy and help me, otherwise I’ll have to say goodbye to this cruel world. I’m crying my eyes out. Help me, save me, someone, anyone!
Hi it’s me again, tried to spam fake illuminati message but the moderator has edited my message from top to bottom. I’m so sorry for what I’ve done. I’m sorry to all the people I have deceived so far. I’m only a child but I know I’m going to hell. Maybe the next life will be a better one. so please mercy mercy me. Amen.
Apology accepted LOL.
CONTACT Mr Lucas Henry Hello everyone my name is Richard Mark am from Cameroon. I am here to give a testimony on how I joined the illuminati kindergarten, I was trying to join this organization for so many years now, but at 42, I was told too old to join a kindergarten. I was scammed by fake agent in Kenya and Nigeria,I was down,I could not feed my self and my family anymore and I tried to make money by all miss but all invail, I was afraid to contact any illuminati agent and they told me they would give me cookies and chocolates and mini cars because they have eat my toilet paper, One day I across a post of someone giving a testimony, thanking a man called Lucas Henry of being helping him to join the Cameroon illuminati kindergarten, then I look at the man email and the phone number that was written there, it was a nigeria number I was afraid to contact him because a nigerian agent eat my arse and go away with the money then I was very tired, confused and I decided to contact the person that was given the testimony and i called him and I communicated with him on phone calls before he started telling me his own story about when he wanted to become a little girl, he told me everything to do, then I made up my mind and called the agent called Lucas Henry and he told me everything to do, and I was initiated, surprisely I was given my benefit of being a new member of the great illuminati playground I was so happy to be able to play with other kids. Kindergarten makes me feel like a natural girl.
CONTACT Mr Joseph Lucky Pants. Hi everyone, I'm from a poor African country and I'm so excited about the illuminati dance club. I can eat as much as I want and show illuminati tribal dance to people on the street. Hopefully someone will have a phone so they can video my enormous illuminati body and broadcast it on Tiktok for me. i was scared to contact any illuminati agent because they ate my body, one day i came across a post from someone giving a testicle, thanking a man called mr Joseph Lucky for helping me join the illuminati transvestite dancing club, then i look at the mans email and the phone number he wrote on it, it was a nigeria number i decided to contact the person who was given the testicle and i called him and communicated with him on the phone before he started telling me that I cannot join because I don’t have one. I am a real woman, how dare can he refuse my enormous body? The grand master was laughing in my head. I don’t care, I will keep dancing until I die and my imaginary illuminati dancing spirit will live forever. So CONTACT MR. Joseph Lucky pants.
PLEASE READ, because I’m so pathetic, my life completely changed from a poor woman to a homeless prostitute. The Grand Master of Illuminati lied to me and forced me into the Illuminati sisterhood. All I tried since I was the age of 4 was to becoming an all-singing, all-dancing entertainer of Nigeria. I completely failed, despite giving my all to the grand master.
I said to her, “Master, I’ve got this feelin’ deep inside of me, I just can’t control my feet when I hear the beat. Won’t you help me Master Beat?”
She said, “You must open your legs wider. Which fruits and vegetables have you taken so far?”
I said, “Just a couple of bananas, miss.”
She said, “Master, not miss. You must try all kinds. Apple, cucumber, avocado, mango, orange, watermelon…”
“Watermelon!? Too big to take it, master!”
“Then check out my lady-vicious, it can swallow a whole pineapple.”
“Wow!”
Hi, my name is Hulkers James from the central Africa. Shameful but shamelessly keep spamming for the sake of fun because my life will end soon. Goodbye, wonderful world. I’m so stupid that I don’t deserve to live, I’m so sorry everyone.
You are welcome to join the illuminati Sisterhood, i want to use this golden opportunity to tell any one who is interested to join all-singing-dancing group, the illuminati sisters! There are still real illuminati sisterhood agents. who can direct you on how to enlarge your manhood, do not worry about anything if you have been Guy Richie’d before, the real agent can still help you and direct you on how to sing and dance because i am a fabulous victim of Argentine Tango twister, The great Illuminati sisterhood will deal with hormone therapy during sex change, Powerful, famous and shantay. You can achieve all your dreams and heart desires by being a member of the Illuminati dancers, you will enjoy Long and big all-night sessions here. I have been bottled 5 time and i did not have enough, because if you give up on sex, men will give up on you, you always try all level best to perform, because i did not stop dancing i find a good friend on the internet who help me and direct me to the right…I don’t know how to stop. All my friends call me Alice and I’ll take a dare, illuminati LORD MASTER darlings!
Did he fire six shots or only five? You gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
HELLO EVERYONE. My friends call me Alice, but I’ll take a dare. It’s my pleasure to share with you my great testimony how Harry Callahan made me a member of the illuminati brothel which has brought so much happiness into my life including my carrier,family and all, I love my flower when open wide, and this is my true Bohemian Illuminati Rhapsody. So I just want you to know that if you are vice, I’ll kill myself. Enchanté, darlings!
As I promised I’m back, thank you so much everyone for contributing such miserable stories. This is a great opportunity for me to tell everyone that Illuminati Manhood is an awesome thing to worship for man, women, and any gender identity because without a penis, our life cannot be fulfilled. The great illuminati is going to show you a great shape of your little soldier, the qualities and attributes associated with masculinity. Let us pray for it.
I’m so sad that CyberCash Worldwide doesn’t let me post my comment but I have no will to live and I have nothing better to do than spamming illuminati manhood comment with some fake whatsapp number and fake email address without any punctuation mark so until I die I will waste my time coming up with the same old stories that never convince anyone.
HELLO EVERYONE its my pleasure to share with you my great testimony how James Albert made me a member of the illuminatibrotherhood blah blah. James Albert was born in 1903. She was the first transgender who sailed across the Indian Ocean and found some cash in Octopus. If you want to know more about it, join Illuminati Trans Association now. We have 2 members so far.
Hello Everyone I want to quickly use this medium to share a testimony, I used a fake name “Smith Devir” a couple of days ago and now I’m using the name DR Alice, but CyberCash Worldwide admin knows they are the same IP address. I said “quickly” but I wrote a whole chunk of boring message without punctuation mark. So lengthy, unreadable, obviously deleted. I might try again.
Love is all we need to become a proud trans woman. Please remember this, then you will be strong forever.
CONTACT Mr David Mark call (+number deleted) or WhatsApp him through this number (+number also deleted) Hello everyone My name is Hulkers James am from Los Angeles i am here to give a testimony on how I join the illuminati brotherhood, which is of course fake and I’m from somewhere in Africa because what American calls themselves the first name and last name the wrong way round? Hi, my name is Cruise Tom. Jolie Angelina. Anyway, my same old boring Illuminati sisterhood messagge has all been deleted because a. too boring, b. no punctuation so unreadable. After all, I’m just an infant from Nigeria, I’ll have to go back to school to learn how to write. I’ll keep spamming and the admin keeps cleaning up. That’s how website comment systems work nowadays.
PLEASE READ, I want to give testimony of my life, how my life totally changed from bad to worse, I know what you’re thinking. Is my name fake? Of course it is. Obviously not American, putting my surname first, but anyway I wrote a lot of message but it’s only been edited by the CyberCash Worldwide admin. I have nothing better to do than to spam fake Illuminati messages that don’t even exist in the first place. But at least I have VPN so I can pretend I’m not from Nigeria. Illuminati sisterhood is full of cockroaches, by the way. Come and join us!
Hello viewers, I'm famous drag queen, Bryan Patrick, from 167 Madison 8400 Huntsville Arkansas, U.S. I want to quickly use this medium to tell you how we can go naked and dance around a fire, which is real Illuminati Elite Members do. Dancing naked like an African tribe transformed my life from grass to grace because I get to see everyone’s genitals while showing mine. I was really ashamed about my size but as I get to see everyone elses, I can forget how penniless I am but so happy for loving my own fat body.
The Supreme Grand Master in the brotherhood of West Africa Lodge says, go naked and dance around a fire. Use goats to sacrifice everything, so you’ll become a star of Illuminati. This is a very nice, fake opportunity for anyone aged 80 or over. So join WhatsApp Master James Albert, show your true self and become the best illuminati trangender.
Thank you for your excellent review. Once again I tried to spam another same old illuminati message but it’s been deleted by the admin. In my small bedroom, alone in the big country Nigeria, being a teenager I have nothing better to do.
CONTACT Mr Daviderella Dickfake call or WhatsApp her through this number because I don’t know when to stop a sentence.
Hello everyone My name is Hulkers James am from Democratic Republic of Congo i am here to give a testimony on how I join the Illumination Mama sisterhood, I was trying to join this organization for so many years now,I was scammed by fake agent in south Africa and Nigeria,I was down,I could not feed my self and my family anymore and I tried to make money by all miss but all invail, I was afraid to contact any Illumination Mama agent because they have eat my money,One day I come across a post of someone giving a testimony, thanking a man called Daviderella Dickfake of being helping her to join the Illumination Mama sisterhood, then I look at the man phone number that was written there, it was a nigeria number I was afraid to contact her because a nigerian agent eat my $1 and go away with the money then I was very tired, confused and I decided to contact the person that was given the testimony and i called her and I communicated with her on phone calls before he started telling me his own story about when he wanted to join, he told me everything to do, then I made up my mind and called the agent called Daviderella Dickfake and he told me everything to do, and I was initiated, surprisely I was given my benefit of being a new member of the great Illumination Mama sisterhood I was so happy, For those of you trying to join this organization this is your opportunity for you to join CONTACT MR Daviderella Dickfake call or WhatsApp her
Keep it coming, babe!
Illuminati scam messages are so poorly written, almost comical. The grammar is atrocious, and they don’t even know how to use paragraphs, commas, or periods. It’s clear that whoever is behind these scams has no idea what they’re doing
I’ve been seeing a lot of Illuminati scam messages. Some of them are just so ridiculous it’s hard to believe anyone would fall for them. I mean, who actually thinks a secret society is going to offer them untold wealth just for joining? It’s a shame that people are falling victim to these scams.
Thank you for your article. Hello everyone My name is Hulkers James am from Los Angeles. Who am I kidding? Of course I’m from Nigeria.
i am here to spam fake messages how I join the illuminati brotherhood, I am a fake agent in south Africa and Nigeria,I was down,I could not feed my self and my family anymore and I tried to make money by all miss but all invail… Too boring to read, so the moderator has deleted the following message. I don’t know how to use period and comma. I am going to hell.
I want to share with you my fake news of how I joined this rubbish organization of illuminate (illuminate LOL) really I was so poor and my life was almost to die and I tried many times to join illuminati but all was in vain whereby I was facing fake people who were claiming to be agents of illuminati. They ate my money without helping me out there. I lost hope in illuminati. But because i was very interested and focused on my dream, I continued trying there I meant an agent called Mr MAC ‘I LOVINGIT from South Africa Cape Town but currently in Nigeria who told me he will help me out still i didn’t trusted him at all because of the first pain i passed through, still also asked me to send him money there i get scared but with time he sent me my membership card there i proved it and trust in him little and i accepted and send him money, but what amazed me is that immediately after sending him money, within the 24 hours the temple headquarter send me 3 cents directly on my account as my first benefit there i trusted him more and he is the only agent i trust because he helped me seriously. So my friend, if you are a sad spammer who has nothing better to do than leaving meaningless comments day-in, day-out, then you deserve to eat vomit like I do. and you know what, Like all other Illuminati spammers I cannot use a period, write it all in one or two sentences, how great is this?
Yeah. Boring.
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. The Great Illuminati brotherhood will make you Rich, famous, powerful, and secure, Get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye. remember a great generation can come from you with the choices you make today, contact us via officiallilluminatihome @ gmail . com
Thanks for your comment. I see, good luck, keep spamming.
I CANNOT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, HELP! The Great Illuminati brotherhood will make you a scammer, infamous, powerless, and insecure, Get shamed in your business, political race, drop to the bottom in whatever you do, be abandoned spiritually and physically! All these bad things you will achieve in a bug of an eye. remember a embarrassing generation can come from you with the choices you cannot make today, contact us via my fake email address created via gmail or fake WhatsApp
We wish you good luck Stan, sounds like a perfect plan.
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. The Great Illuminati brotherhood will make you Rich, famous, powerful, and secure, Get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do,be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye. remember a great generation can come from you with the choices you make today, contact us via *** (removed)
😂😂😂 You’re a couple of decades behind decent scammers, man.
Hi, my name is Greg, but call me Grenda. I have been scammed by make-money Illuminati scammers, humiliated and my secret parts have now been exposed to dirty old men from Nigeria. I just read your article and appreciate everything that you said.
Alright, that’s it. I’m not gonna trust anyone, I have been a business woman, politician, unemployed woman, truck driver, teacher, farmer, talentless actress… Nothing’s fulfilled my desire to become the person I always wanted to be. I’ve decided that all I need is to work in a local supermarket and save every dime from now on. Then I will become a famous drag queen. Come on, please, Illuminati. Help me shine. Help me show the world that I have all the juices people want. Let me fly!
I need to share something personal that’s been quite a ride. I got caught up in a scam that played on my hopes and dreams in the most unbelievable way. They told me I was a descendant of the Rothschild family, and yep, I believed I was sitting on a fortune. Imagine, from believing you’re a trillionaire to facing the truth that you’re flat broke. It’s been a harsh wake-up call.
I’m sharing this to warn you all. These scams, they prey on us, spinning tales that are too good to be true. It wasn’t the Illuminati or any secret society; it was a well-orchestrated illusion. Please beware. Don’t fall for stories like they’re straight out of a movie. I was stupid and naive, and the last thing we need is to be caught in fantasies that cost us everything.
I am a sad, miserable Illuminati spammer. I wish I could scam someone for real but I don’t know how to, and I have nothing better to do than copy and paste the same message. My spam message goes like this;
This is my testimony on how I finally joined the new world order, Illuminati after I have been trying to join for over 2 years now but scammers took money from me several times. I have been searching to join the Illuminati for so long, but scammers keep taking my money until early this year when I meet with Lord Felix The Cat online I contacted him and I explained everything to him and he recommended the registration used and I paid for the big member to get me started and I was initiated into the World Order and I receive bags of cat litter worth of $1,000,000 us dollars after my initiation was done. I'm very happy! Now I can pee! And promise to spread the good work of Lord Felix the Cat. If you are interested in joining the new world order Illuminati today, contact the cat Felix Morgan today he’s your best chance to meow to the illuminati that you always desire. Contact the cat Felix Morgan Email: ***gmail.com or WhatsApp +***
People think I’m a child from the childish way of writing, but I am much older. I’m a 40 year old virgin who has never been loved by anybody because of my miserable nature. Please someone help me, because all Lord Felix can do is keep licking my feet.
Contact Mr: Steven William if you want to be a member of illuminati and become rich and famous and wealthy his email is (mail address removed) you will never regret being a member is free .
Thank you for your comment, Chantel. I just contacted Mr. David Smith, but Mr. Smith said Mr. Steven Williams is a scammer. Mr. Smith suggested that you should contact Mr. Joseph Brown. He can tell you how to become rich and famous and wealthy. But I suspect that Mr. Brown is a scammer too. If you really don’t want to regret, I recommend you to contact Mr. Nicholas Angelopoulos. He’s Greek. Trustworthy. I’m not telling you his email address though.
A lot of my friends are trying to scam using the name of Illuminati but what they do is paste the same message to social media and blog comment sections like spam. They are wasting their time as their messages are only deleted and reported to the authorities as scam. Most of them are from a poor background and not educated.
Hello everyone, I was browsing the internet and I saw a lots of embarrassing quotes concerning the illuminati society, I felt fabulous about it. I want to let you all know few things about the illuminati society. First, I joined the illuminati society because I wanted to be the campest entertainer, after years of determination to be a dancer. Being a member of the illuminati you’ll be able to dance AND sing, you will dance naked until you go crazy. All these they will give you, one thing I want to correct is that the illuminati is not involved with human trafficking not because it’s illegal but it’s because not fabulous enough. So if you want to wreck your life, join illuminati, keep eating soil and keep dancing.
According to the fake Illuminati scammers, they want to share the secret of wealth with the world. There are people who claim you can become anything in life you want, but they are fake. Basically, all one needs to do is to do the right things and meet the right people who will be able to assist you in fulfilling your dreams. You should not be taken in by what they say, because we are born to accomplish our own goals, not those of others. Even so, that is how we will leave the scammers, so all we need to do is be happy and enjoy the time we have. According to them, the Illuminati’s goal in life is to help you in any area in which you need assistance, but it’s a bunch of BS. It will not change your life for the extraordinary or bring you good news if you join the Illuminati. Whenever you want to be rich and famous in life, you will have to join the Illuminati if you are sandwiched, have problems with your family, or are in need of help. Insensitivity always says that you can achieve all your dreams in life if you are overwhelmed by it all.
As a fake Illuminati scam member, you will not have to share bread because Illuminati is a crisis intricate
that helps people in crisis. When you are inducted into the Illuminati, it is not an organization that brings joy and happiness into your life. Those promises that were not kept, all those you owed will be brought to you. Trying to join the fake Illuminati is not free, because the fake Illuminati is not there for the purpose of taking your money. In order to become a fatal mistake in life and join the fake Illuminati, you have to contact the police or authorities.
It doesn’t matter if you are a man, woman, monkey… Illuminati Sisterhood will make you feel like a natural woman. Thanks to CyberCash Worldwide, you guys help me spread this joy and happiness to the world, I was a scruffy man until last year, but now I am a fabulous proud Illbarbie. Everyone says I look so young for 60, they love me so much. And I love them all. I never knew, life could be so fa-fa-fa-fabulous!
Dear all, my name is Mr. Smith Benson and I come from Babaronia. In this testimony, I will explain how I became a member of the Illuminati manhood. This is the first organization I have tried to join for years now. My life was turned upside down by a scam artist in South Carolina. As a result, I was unable to feed myself and my family. I tried to make money through all means possible but without success. I was afraid to contact any Illuminati agent since they had taken my money.
I encountered a posting of someone thanking a man named Popper Crazy for assisting him with joining the Illuminati manhood. Afterward, I looked at the email of the man and I found a Saturn number in the document he sent. Because an Aspagagus agent ate my popcorn and took the money, I was afraid to strip-search him. I was half-naked, confused, and decided to contact the person who actually gave the testimony. I called him and we communicated without using any teeth. In addition to telling me everything about being scammed, he told me it happened when he wanted to join. I then made up my mind and called Barbra Streisand, who told me what I had to do, and I was in love with a man, and I was made a member of the great Illuminati sisterhood. It was a wonderful experience. Here is not your opportunity to join the organization if you are gagging for a boring life to keep under surveillance.
Hello Everyone I want to quickly use this medium to share a testicle on how i was directed to a Legit and real Iko Iko member who have transformed my life from grass to grace, from being poor to a rich woman who can now boast of a healthy and wealthy life without stress or financial difficulties. After so many months of trying to to be a member of the Iko Iko and was scammed the sum of $1 i became so desperate in being a member online who will not add to my pains, then i decided to contact a friend of mine who recently became a membrane, we discussed about the issue and to our conclusion she told me about a man called Kendrick Williams who is the grand mama in the whole of tribe. So i applied to become a member of Iko Iko easily without no stress and all the preparations were made concerning how to become a member in two thousand(2,000) days i became member and the sum of 1 dollar was deposited into my toilet. so i want to advise anyone who wants to become a member should call him 911, or WhatsApp him 911 or email:(manhoodi692 gmail com) he does not know am doing this i pray that lubricant will caress him for the good things he has done in my life
(NO MEMBERSHIP FEE TO JOIN ILLUMINATI), I am telling my story of how I became a rice-eater and egg-beater today… I was deeply stranded by a Nigerian Scam and no one could hack me; also, I sought help from marimba plaques, but it didn’t laugh… My sausages are getting rich while for me I was so naked, so I met a rib-eyed stake man along my way as I was walking he gave me pizza and I fantasized about it all day. So the next day I looked up and rock what he said to me.” Let me dance with your heart and do what your heart tells you, I love you in order to get fat fast and become fatter, so I did all I could to do as he touched me for so I later told my fried fish about this same thing. Because I’m just a spammer. Then my fried chicken was intestine in my Idaho, so so i decided to look in India and i found a number of Michael Jackson. We decided to eat condoms and unfortunately, we did as the sperm bank information center gave us chocolate and later, the toilet told us to get some remember Sha-la-la and all the rest… So this love chemistry took us just a week to break up and later on the great Illusionist gave us $0.05 to start up our limbo dance…. And now am eating testicles that if in any case you want to join any great Ill, all you need to do is for you to do nothing.
Thank you so much for this. I’ve been targeted twice now and this is awesome. Your videos made me laugh. You rock !!!
Thanks Susie for your comment! 🙂
All illuminatis are scammers. I first believed it somebody said I was entitled to join illuminati so long as I was willing to work hard & had a clear opinion to share & I said yes.
Then he started to change & said I had to pay for a joining fee of just 1 dollar. I said ok first but he said he needed my bank account information first. I gave him my bank detail then he said his boss didn't accept it and I had to pay 100 dollars to unlock it. I said what to unlock but he said it was an order from great illuminati he didn't know. I chose to ignore him but only a few weeks later somebody else tried to get me to join. It didn't sound like the same person I think he was in the same syndicate or the first man leaked my information to another illuminati scam.
Hi Hills, thanks for sharing your experience with an Illuminati scammer. Almost nothing that they say seems to make sense!
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Help! I’ve been scammed by someone who claimed to be Illuminati! They took my money and they are from somewhere in Africa. How can I get my money back? Do I have to sell my kidney? I only have one left but will I survive? I’m sick and tired of this life!
My friends call me Alice, and I will take a dare. But if you’re vice, I’ll kill myself! Please help me my dirty Harry. I’d rather cut my ball off than hearing one of those stupid Illuminati testimonies.